Across
- 4. Barney's most famous quote
- 7. fuzzy fruit
- 8. "I'm in a Hurry to get things done"
- 11. "strictly off the record"
- 12. "Goober says hey..."
- 13. annual golf tournament that started on July 14th
- 15. metal plates arranged in the fashion of a piano
- 16. a lightbulb, figuratively
- 17. could vote either way in an election
Down
- 1. the best newspaper in the world
- 2. Tuned percussion instrument
- 3. where Simms family member Lee is spending his summer
- 5. What Ensign Pulver throws overboard
- 6. Ensign Pulver
- 9. "A _____ of honey"
- 10. clean in between your teeth
- 13. Bruce Wayne's alter ego
- 14. The street in front of the Mayberry Courthouse