Across
- 2. What Ensign Pulver throws overboard
- 3. could vote either way in an election
- 5. annual golf tournament that started on July 14th
- 8. where Simms family member Lee is spending his summer
- 10. Tuned percussion instrument
- 11. Barney's most famous quote
- 15. "A _____ of honey"
- 16. metal plates arranged in the fashion of a piano
- 17. fuzzy fruit
- 18. "strictly off the record"
Down
- 1. "Goober says hey..."
- 4. clean in between your teeth
- 6. the best newspaper in the world
- 7. Ensign Pulver
- 9. The street in front of the Mayberry Courthouse
- 12. a lightbulb, figuratively
- 13. Bruce Wayne's alter ego
- 14. "I'm in a Hurry to get things done"