Across
- 4. What Ensign Pulver throws overboard
- 5. could vote either way in an election
- 8. Barney's most famous quote
- 13. "strictly off the record"
- 14. Ensign Pulver
- 15. The street in front of the Mayberry Courthouse
- 16. clean in between your teeth
- 17. Tuned percussion instrument
- 18. annual golf tournament that started on July 14th
Down
- 1. fuzzy fruit
- 2. a lightbulb, figuratively
- 3. "A _____ of honey"
- 6. the best newspaper in the world
- 7. where Simms family member Lee is spending his summer
- 9. Bruce Wayne's alter ego
- 10. "Goober says hey..."
- 11. metal plates arranged in the fashion of a piano
- 12. "I'm in a Hurry to get things done"