Across
- 2. "Goober says hey..."
- 4. annual golf tournament that started on July 14th
- 8. the best newspaper in the world
- 11. a lightbulb, figuratively
- 12. Bruce Wayne's alter ego
- 14. fuzzy fruit
- 15. "A _____ of honey"
- 16. Ensign Pulver
Down
- 1. clean in between your teeth
- 3. metal plates arranged in the fashion of a piano
- 5. What Ensign Pulver throws overboard
- 6. "strictly off the record"
- 7. Barney's most famous quote
- 8. could vote either way in an election
- 9. The street in front of the Mayberry Courthouse
- 10. "I'm in a Hurry to get things done"
- 13. Tuned percussion instrument
- 17. where Simms family member Lee is spending his summer