Superbowl and Basketball Corny Jokes

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Across
  1. 2. Why do psychologists love football players? They ____ their problems head-on
  2. 5. What did the receiver say to the football? ____ you later!
  3. 7. What state to players go to get new uniforms?
  4. 8. What happened when basketball sued tennis? They had to go to _____.
  5. 9. Why did Cinderella fail at basketball? Because she ran away from the ____.
  6. 11. What does a hunter do with a basketball? ______ it.
Down
  1. 1. Why was the basketball player sketching pictures of chickens and ducks? Because he was trying to draw _____.
  2. 2. Why shouldn't basketball players go on vacation? Because they shouldn't ______.
  3. 3. Why will it be warmer in the stadium the day after the Superbowl? All the ____ will be gone.
  4. 4. Why do football players never wear glasses to the game? Because it is a ______ sport.
  5. 6. What is a pirate's favorite basketball shot? _____ shot.
  6. 10. Why do football players never get good seats on the flight to the Superbowl? Because they say, "Put me in, ____!