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- 2. Everyone knows that Jess is quite the chatterbox. In fact, she talked FOR suz for the first few years of her life. Because of this, Suz’s “talking” was just a series of indiscernible sounds, so she had to see a speech therapist. What was the name of her speech therapist?
- 5. Susie eats the hamburger without what?
- 8. frequently stuck things up her nose as a child and had to go to the emergency room. While mom was at a class, jess and suz were playing in the basement and she shoved something else up her nose. She later sneezed it out right before we we were going to be leaving for the emergency room. What item did she shove up her nose on this particular occasion?
- 9. At what beach did Susie force emma to go into the ocean when the waves were absolutely enormous. Then emma proceeded to get pummeled and held underwater for 1 full minute.
- 11. Jess and Susie liked to let their Barbies parachute out the bedroom window when they were younger. What did they use as parachutes?
- 13. When suz was young, she frequently played dress-up at Grammy & Grampy’s house. She put on a wig and high heels and said her name was Donna. What state did she say that her alter ego Donna was from?
- 17. In Susie’s first dance recital she dressed up as this.
- 18. When visiting Dad’s graduate school advisor, Dr. Kodrich, Jess’s stomach really didn’t agree with the food that they had that evening at dinner. Upon returning to their house, she embarrassingly clogged the toilet while everyone sat in the living room with the Kodrich’s and their dog. What was the name of their beloved dog?
- 19. It’s no secret that suz had a very bland food palate when she was young. One of her staples was buttered noodles. What nickname did we give to noodles?
- 22. At which event did Susie pee her pants and had to have her mom and dad bring her spare pants?
- 23. Buttcrack Kevin almost knocked over what piece of furniture at Christmas
- 25. There is a video on our home computer that we frequently watch for a good laugh. It is suz bawling hysterically because she went down the wet slide and her whole butt was soaked. What holiday did was this hysterical home movie filmed on?
- 26. When going for a walk one day over COVID, suz and jess barely got 50 yards up the street when suz called out to a delivery truck driver. She thought it was one of her friends, but it actually wasn’t, yet she still gave him her Snapchat (a true criminal minds scenario). What delivery service was this driver working for?
- 27. As a child, Susie was a hoarder of blankets. She hoarded these blankets on her bed. What did we call this mound of blankets?
- 29. When we were younger, the iPod shuffle was all the rage. If you left your iPod shuffle somewhere that mom considered to be “haphazard,” she would take it and hide it to see if you would notice, so she could lecture you to be more responsible with something so expensive. Where would mom hide things she sneakily took?
- 31. As a child (and probably currently) Susie was an escape artist and removed which article of clothing every time she left the house?
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- 1. Emma was about 3, she desperately wanted baby dolls for Christmas. She was ecstatic when she opened a gift and got a set of twin baby dolls. What did she name them?
- 3. Susie has had how many relationships?
- 4. Mom did what on the family rapids ride at Disney?
- 5. For a whole week in high school Susie refused to drive with Jess and instead took the bus. What food item was the cause of this standoff?
- 6. Suz’s middle name, Julia, was meant to be named after our Grammy’s middle name. Recently, Grammy stumbled upon her birth certificate and discovered that her middle name is not actually Julia. What is Grammy’s ACTUAL middle name?
- 7. Mom got stuck where when she was trying to organize.
- 10. At our old house, Suz and Jess had quite the setup for playing school in the basement. They picked their teacher “names” based on fruits. Jess was Miss Mango and Suz was Miss Lemons. What was the first name that Suz picked for her teacher “name?”
- 12. Family movie nights at a movie theatre were not a common occurrence in our household for good reason. What movie were we seeing when we sat in the very front row, had to break our necks to see the screen, and dad fell asleep and snored so loud he vibrated the whole row?
- 14. Susie refused to get in the car on the way to school because her boyfriend Zach forgot what?
- 15. Mom is definitely a creature of habit, and one of her habits was wearing her favorite crocs. She was devastated when she lost them after taking Jess and her friends to the beach for senior week. What specific color were these crocs that she is still crying over?
- 16. Susie loses things frequently, this specific occasion she lost an item at a furniture store. What item did she lose?
- 20. It’s no secret that Jess was not thrilled to have a younger sibling when suz was born. In fact, she despised her for quite a number of years of her life (she doesn’t anymore though!). When traveling in the car, jess sat next to suz’s car seat and passive aggressively scratched her the whole time they were in the car. Where did she scratch suz?
- 21. Back in the days of playing softball, suz and jess were frequently called outside to practice with dad (who clearly wanted sons). On this particular occasion, suz clobbered our dog Darwin in the face with the bat on her backswing. Who scolded jess and told her she should have sacrificed her own face to jump in front of the dog?
- 23. At what beach did Susie force emma to go into the ocean when the waves were absolutely enormous. Then emma proceeded to get pummeled and held underwater for 1 full minute.
- 24. Every year susie tackles Emma in the backyard for fun. Emma does not find it fun. During what holiday does this occur?
- 28. Jess and suz worked at dunkin together for a brief period of time over COVID. What was the name of the adorable employee that fell in love with suz during her time there?
- 30. When Susie and Emma were babysitting Ben and Jake what happened to emma when she had too many garlic knots? Hint: she needed dare underwear.