Across
- 2. Loves to complain about soldering bc he's a coward
- 3. "Dammit ___"
- 5. A real cool guy
- 6. Half price tuesday
- 8. Mr. Lincoln himself (not really but I want him to forgive me for not wearing a top hat)
- 10. Eef ate a bag of these
- 12. Hates that one concrete tower in Cincinnati
- 14. Sheamus I'm sorry but I needed a long word
- 15. Volleyball dad and real swag IT guy
Down
- 1. The Big Ragu (go on, spell her goddamn name)
- 4. Like from Family Guy?
- 7. Brooklyn's manager (bean man)
- 9. The baby (emily's cat)
- 11. Weld children
- 13. Chicken enjoyer