Sweet Sixteen

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Across
  1. 3. the best word vaguely related to dogs
  2. 5. mrs. duncan
  3. 7. when you get so upset you type it out fully
  4. 8. "customs won't check :D"
  5. 9. something i told you to stop saying
Down
  1. 1. back scars
  2. 2. what we said would happen on the escalator
  3. 4. the fruit of philosophical contemplation
  4. 6. shakespeare and mandarin