Across
- 3. Bald math teacher
- 5. Voice of the Cadets
- 7. Father of a football squad
- 10. Majorly shoe-obsessed
- 11. Pride of Christendom
- 12. Dean of Lame-o's
- 13. Bald Economics teacher
- 15. Big shorts guy
Down
- 1. Guitar pickin' trucker
- 2. Bald science teacher
- 4. Best dancer
- 5. Stopped Madel in his tracks
- 6. "Give me the phone, Q."
- 8. Chapel fixture
- 9. Macy's Day Parade float feature
- 12. Will crush Sam
- 13. Bald Marine
- 14. Bald head of school