Across
- 4. Ex. Jello
- 9. Fictionally, this agency can act as the final arbiter of a person’s identify
- 10. Departs or the product of defoliation
- 12. Also known as a “horn of plenty”
- 17. Food Network Brown
- 21. Dinosaur or Miller
- 23. To butterfly poultry, splitting it open and flattening it out for more even cooking
- 27. Completes phrases including boat or train
- 29. A feast or a brand of paper towels
- 30. The part of the fireplace where the fire burns
- 32. Red and black are common varieties
- 33. Can precede either time or home
- 35. A type of march
- 37. Restaurant mascot and perennial Macy’s parade participant
- 38. Rival to Gimbel's in "A Miracle on 34th Street"
- 39. The Oxford English dictionary identifies as a “plump bird”—turkey or bufflehead; so more than just a brand name.
- 42. Paired with the word “block,” this could reference either a simple machine or a football play
- 44. Catches thieves just like flies
- 45. In seasoning meat, this can be either wet or dry
- 46. The second notable landmark on the way to Gran’s
- 48. According to at least one duck, he’s despicable
- 49. Red letter date for retailers
- 54. This dog’s parade balloon is presumably 1:1 scale
- 55. Turkey feature that sounds very similar to a type of unsteady gait
- 57. Where to give your regards according to Cohan
- 58. In England, these can be either sweet or savory
- 62. Taters or tikes
- 66. Like “The Horseshoe” or “The Big House”
- 67. Can sometimes find it not so easy being green
- 69. Popular edible tuber that is part of the nightshade family
- 70. Name shared by a food and a racket sport
- 71. Where Cohan instructs one to remember you after visiting Broadway
- 72. Celery reportedly does this at midnight
- 73. What some call supper
- 74. Beagle and sometime chef
- 76. Fired—or arguably the best kind of cranberry sauce
Down
- 1. Cartoon cat whose parade balloon caught fire in 1927 after getting tangled in telephone wires
- 2. A soft form of sweet potato
- 3. A place that those who can’t stand the heat should avoid
- 5. Name brand chewable antacids
- 6. Victoria Beckham was this kind of girl, at least back in the 90s
- 7. Food that claims you always have room for it
- 8. Rhymes with the word you should use when asking someone to pass them
- 11. Rock or table
- 13. You’ll famously cross this first on the way to Granny’s
- 14. Birds that share this are known to flock together
- 15. It’s a snap and lucky for some
- 16. Parade vehicle or beverage
- 17. Plop-plop, fizz-fizz
- 18. Harness-racing gait
- 19. Outcome pursued on both the gridiron and by astronauts
- 20. Online retailers’ equivalent of Black Friday
- 22. Edible homonym of 22 sevenths
- 24. Might still be a carriage at 11:59
- 25. Host of pioneering 1963 cooking show that introduced French cuisine to American audiences. (First name)
- 26. Some are full of hot air
- 28. Dinner breads, also short for a certain make of car
- 31. For percussion or consumption
- 34. This food’s name alone tells you that you’ll likely need to loosen your belt after eating it
- 35. Minneapolis-based baking competition sponsors
- 36. Partner to both Dorothy and Mrs. King
- 40. Musical group; homonym for something forbidden
- 41. To mimic a turkey or scarf down a meal
- 43. Cereal grain first domesticated in Mexico about 10,000 years ago
- 47. William Perry’s namesake appliance
- 50. Vegetable that is a homonym for either a unit of weight or a measure of purity
- 51. More than just a myth, this amino acid may, in fact, reduce sleep latency
- 52. Small, hard, round red fruits or an Irish rock band
- 53. One-third of a s’more, often paired with sweet potatoes
- 56. NYC is the big one
- 57. You’d likely wade into these in farming cranberries
- 59. Not a university in Indiana, but the homonym of one
- 60. Food, colloquially; Alton thinks they’re good
- 61. Once occupied the corner at NYC’s Sixth Avenue and 33rd Street
- 63. National Dog Show host and Seinfeld alum
- 64. In the US as opposed to elsewhere, these have prominent laces
- 65. US president or famous tabby
- 66. Metropolis marvel
- 68. Food that’s a homonym for a labyrinth
- 75. What dinner is; in another sense, also something made from corn
