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Across
  1. 3. Where the wise coyote is
  2. 4. bory rown's chariot
  3. 5. western themed alternative to big net
  4. 7. acronym for Donny's motto
  5. 8. Says "I love chocolate but I can't eat it because it makes me fat"
Down
  1. 1. similar in name to the hard "h"
  2. 2. yin if water is yang
  3. 3. bedard's phone
  4. 4. worst ex ever
  5. 6. where shorts are illegal