Across
- 2. Not as pretty as Helen but marriage to this woman is just as deadly.
- 4. Well that's charming. Why am I the only one getting left behind?
- 6. That's a nasty looking spot my King.
- 11. Pyrrhus' Freudian ego.
- 12. 'Beware of Greeks bearing gifts', oh and watch out for angry snakes from Tenedos.
- 15. 'A corpse without a name'.
- 16. Why does nobody believe a word I say? Rude!
- 17. Fiery hotel proprieter knows a thing or two.
- 19. Diana's nemesis and Charley Boy's dream Queen.
- 20. Stigmatising excessive triglycerides.
- 22. Rutulian head honcho.
- 23. You're damned if di do and you're damned if di don't. Virgil's eponymous hero.
Down
- 1. Scary 'plaice' goes great with haddock.
- 3. Obviously a fan of cheap B movies and anthropomorphic many footed anthropods.
- 4. Tracey's best mate in the underworld.
- 5. Not Hercule Poirot's cattle rustling fiend, but close enough for jazz.
- 7. The swiftest of all the ills.
- 8. The only palindrome in the poem, probably.
- 9. She's got it, yeah baby she's got it.
- 10. A nice hometown to eat liver with some lava beans and a nice Chianti.
- 13. D'know, what time it is?
- 14. Fell asleep at the wheel.
- 15. A lasp in judgement sees this young hero drop an L.
- 18. Goddess of the rainbow.
- 21. 'A fury sent to be a scourge of Greece'.
