Across
- 4. the manager of the team with the most losses (39)
- 5. only league member that missed the group photo
- 6. titular player of dave's team
- 7. controversial trade target
- 9. This team hasn’t had a 4,000-yard passer since 1991
- 10. This coach was carried off the field in Super Bowl XXX
- 11. NFL team with the longest playoff drought (as of 2024)
- 12. are not real football players
- 14. manager of the only team to never miss the playoffs
- 15. WR who caught the longest touchdown in Super Bowl history (85 yards)
- 17. has finished second the most
- 18. LSU's standout quarterback who set a rookie rushing record
Down
- 1. Only team to go undefeated for an entire season, including the Super Bowl
- 2. the unguardable
- 3. player who scott sees in his nightmares
- 5. our first (and second) champion
- 8. Rookie RB drafted by the Falcons in 2023 and fantasy gold from Week 1
- 11. our third (and fourth) champion
- 12. cover athlete of first edition magazine
- 13. "The Catch" happened in this city in 1981 (short-hand)
- 16. nickname for the commissioner, and where he loses his money