Across
- 3. Everyone's favourite kickyball player
- 5. Senile hair sniffer
- 7. Blathlete
- 9. He was a good boy
- 12. Greatest strength
- 15. Disease that gets worse over time
- 17. the only acceptable racism
- 19. Angry discussion
- 20. Thirteen do...
- 23. Greatest ally
- 24. Globohomo flag
- 26. Storm from the east
- 27. Pleased salesman
Down
- 1. He's got your number, probably
- 2. I support it
- 4. Sneezy philospher
- 6. Great hwhite uncle
- 8. Solution to black crime
- 10. They know!
- 11. A type of war
- 13. Sportswoman
- 14. Secret plan
- 16. Secular Jew
- 18. Eurasian ethnic group
- 21. Vanquished foe
- 22. Vaccine side effect
- 25. Eternally nameless