The Daily Dandans

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Across
  1. 2. What Dandans says he's "just going for"
  2. 4. Grandkids at the wheel
  3. 7. Something Dandans claims is "good for you" and comes in a bottle
  4. 9. Something that can silence him
  5. 11. The sound of Christmas, not a carol
  6. 13. Full of hills, sheep and rain
  7. 16. Pours this on his cereal
  8. 17. Gives you abs and tears and isn't even a sport
  9. 18. A traditional state after Christmas dinner
Down
  1. 1. He's been known to spend hours here
  2. 3. Keeps Dandans in line
  3. 5. Bigger than your hand, smellier than your socks - Dandans produces these
  4. 6. Might look suspicious but is totally legal
  5. 8. Dandans' pride and joy
  6. 10. Mystery objects can be found here
  7. 12. His secret to a long life
  8. 14. 1895
  9. 15. Shiny, blue and cleaner than the kitchen floor