Across
- 3. — “If found, please return to…”
- 6. – Missing in action… Found on rugby field
- 8. — Te Aro’s very own movie star
- 9. – Most recently engaged ex-member of staff
- 10. — Everyone’s least favourite person to see on their B-day
- 11. — Happy walker
- 13. — Catcheist production song producer
- 15. — Das crazy
- 16. — Pole dancer-aide
- 19. — Only person quicker to eat crumbs than Molly
- 21. — Willow watcher
- 23. — If you require AirPods call …
- 25. – Recent winner of FPL comp
- 29. — Longest unjustly excluded sports chat member
- 32. — 2025 Melbourne Cup champ
- 33. — Bio security risk (D)
- 38. – Mathew’s piercing shadow
- 39. — Need for more speed
- 40. — Owner of the healthiest packed lunch
- 42. — Needs a timetable for her timetables
- 43. — Birkinstocks all year round
- 44. — “Actually my job is just teach.”
- 45. - Adam’s longer-armed gutter cleaning and tree cutting companion
- 46. — Squirtle, Squirtle
Down
- 1. — Dancing queen
- 2. — New Zealand's next logo rockstar
- 4. – Most recent ED Psych grad with a minor in baking (F)
- 5. — Official member of the Order of Merit and Pink Pony Club
- 6. — Little star
- 7. — As sweet as honey
- 12. — Her cheese rolls are missed
- 14. — Bottom playground lifeguard
- 17. — Zambero's most loyal customer
- 18. — Lives his life in black and white
- 20. — Most likely to cartwheel away from work drinks
- 22. — Needs tissues with her work drinks
- 24. — “Google: How to delete a WhatsApp message”
- 25. — How I served your mother
- 26. — Most in demand man on a Thursday arvo
- 27. — Has the most restraint around biscuits
- 28. — Manolo’s safety net
- 30. - Counts cake not sheep
- 31. - Te Aro TA supermarket scout
- 34. - Taxi Pulford’s number 1 client
- 35. — Filthiest mullet in school
- 36. — Te Aro’s best sweater game
- 37. — Invercargill’s finest crossworder
- 40. — Billie-Rose’s favourite princess
- 41. — Mathew’s favourite roommate