Across
- 2. Offered along with roadmaps as if life were a flat IKEA kit
- 4. The type of income dream used to sell courses
- 5. Guardians that financial wizards are NOT, despite their claims
- 9. What the "visionary" leader is wearing while walking into a wall
- 12. The quality the internet has killed in favor of engagement
- 13. What the "high priest of physics" likely cannot bake
- 14. Self-appointed gods of the mundane dictating your joy
- 15. We are becoming a group of followers due to heavy noise
- 18. The man who cannot boil this will explain nuclear physics
- 22. The last name of the author, Gemma
- 24. If you maintain this, the gurus lose their power
- 25. The "buzzing hive" of these optics where questions are hooks
- 26. What advisors refuse to give you to build your own judgment
- 30. The life coach's status while explaining relationship secrets
- 31. Surname of the co-researcher of the overconfidence effect
- 32. The "pre-chewed worms of wisdom" rob you of this
- 33. The only currency keeping imaginary bank accounts afloat
- 36. The digital atmosphere we wander through to find a signal
- 37. The specific category of life that gurus attempt to dictate
- 39. What salesmen in sheep's clothing are actually shearing
- 41. The section people check before choosing a path at a fork
- 43. A lecture given by someone who only knows vertebrae
- 44. Tool used by the loudest man in the kingdom of the blind
- 47. What self-appointed gurus have an allergy toward
- 48. The dignity of this is lost to pre-chewed wisdom
- 49. The "built of assumptions" home they try to sell you keys to
Down
- 1. Alignment claim regarding this organ made by a wellness guru
- 3. The slow erosion of the "Self" in the digital age
- 6. One who knows vertebrae but lectures on immunology
- 7. A non-cook explains the thermal dynamics of a nuclear ______
- 8. The "cellophane" wrapping of a pre-packaged life
- 10. Medical tool bypassed by the chiropractor for "wellness"
- 11. The link in the bio that gurus want you to click
- 16. What advisors double down on to maintain engagement
- 17. Admitting "I don't know" is considered the death of this
- 19. The "Actually" brigade rules from a throne of unwashed laundry
- 20. The realm where advisors claim to see while wearing patches
- 21. This person is usually too busy to be chasing likes
- 23. What financial wizards want you to trust instead of charts
- 24. It demands a Top Ten List and shouts into a microphone
- 27. What you might see on the puppets if you look at evidence
- 28. The type of ground the influencer stands on with you
- 29. The microscopic detail omitted by slim-fit suit advisors
- 34. The bolts of correction cast down by the high priest
- 35. The digital town square where the effect is a mandatory admission
- 38. A "Life ____" that claims to fix the unfixable
- 40. Digital "clout" serves as this for the hustle masters
- 42. Used by fitness influencers while telling you to "grind"
- 45. The subject the egg-burning man claims to master
- 46. Psychological effect where the incompetent are overconfident