The entimICE crossword of weirdness

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Across
  1. 1. I like cooking and running but not dogs that bark too much
  2. 4. I used to be a dancer in a nightclub,
  3. 7. I traveled the Middle East in 2010, just 2 months before the Arab Spring started and slept on mats in the desert of Wadi Rum in Jordan.
  4. 9. I can wiggle my ears
  5. 11. I am 98.4 % Chinese, < 0.1 % Yakut and 1.5 % Southeast Asian.
  6. 12. If I won the lottery, I would donate half of the money to preservation of nature.
  7. 13. I once sold David Beckham a pair of shoes.
  8. 14. I have visited the Kingdom of Swaziland on holiday.
  9. 16. I have walked along (some) of the Great Wall of China
  10. 17. I am a drone pilot and I can do magic
  11. 18. I have swam with sharks in Australia
  12. 19. My great grandfather was a 49er who came to California to look for gold.
  13. 20. I got a phone call from Hilary Clinton.
  14. 22. I am the reigning Roche SPA snooker champion
Down
  1. 2. I play the guitar and might even play for you!
  2. 3. I'm learning to kitesurf and I speak Welsh
  3. 5. I was a Basketball player at State level.
  4. 6. My family owned a vineyard and I grew my own red and white wine
  5. 8. When I was a baby I played with a baby gorilla at a Zoo
  6. 10. I was certified for Scuba diving at age 13 and still love to spend time underwater with the fish.
  7. 15. I have been caving 1,100 metres underground
  8. 21. I am allergic to Kiwi Fruit
  9. 23. I like to craft things out of leather, like shoes, belts, and bags.