The Fairy Tale Play

3. "So she skipped into the woods... Go!... Skip!"
4. "I've always wanted to play Cinderella. Can I take this role?"
6. "Once upon a time there was a girl. She was so fair and lovely."
8. "I mean, we were just backstage finishing up a game of cards when someone told us to get on stage."
9. "Hey, I told you. There she is! Get out of here!"
12. "Bears don't hibernate."
13. "These kids have never heard of The Grimms Brothers. We're ancient history to them!"
16. "Have you ever tried to get rodents into the tub?"
17. "No Hansel, you can't harass audience members!"
19. "Here I go, skipping around the palace because I'm a princess!"
20. "You want us now?"
21. "You didn't even bring a towel?!"

1. "Great. I've always wanted to be Prince Charming."
2. "No way, sis. This is good stuff. Here, have a sweet tart!"
5. "No, you're not. You've got red flowers growing off your branches!"
6. "What! Wolfie, this is my big scene."
7. "Fine. I'll play the mother."
10. "WHAT!? I'm on stage. I'm ready for this skit."
11. "Yes. Ug! I thought we practiced this. Okay, I'll start again. Once upon a time there was a woman who had 2 rose bushes."
14. "Things have to be modified this year, okay? Take it or leave it."
15. "Snow White, stop skipping and bring me my mirror!"
17. "Remember to keep reading and good humor in sight!"
18. Lights on. Lights off.