Across
- 2. what you feel like when you show up to a meeting in pajama pants. (Not that you'd know.)
- 4. the metal, a household appliance, or a symbol of resolve ("iron will").
- 5. the sound your pride makes when it quietly leaves your body after an “air shot” on the first tee.
- 6. an untruth (something golfers prefer to avoid on the scorecard).
- 7. a portion of pie, pizza, or humble.
- 8. the color, or a term for environmental friendliness—or inexperience.
- 11. it’s a poetic way to mean “before” or used in nautical lingo (fore and aft).
- 12. just “meh.” Like that coffee that’s hot but tastes like someone whispered “hazelnut” over warm water.
- 13. slang for an unidentified aircraft or, less formally, a fearsome creature under the bed.
Down
- 1. it’s burning your toast, then pretending the second piece was the plan all along.
- 3. a fishing implement, a catchy music phrase, or a narrative device.
- 5. what you try to do rhythmically at a wedding until you realize the chicken dance is more your tempo.
- 7. trap what happens when your beach vacation meets a toddler armed with Cheetos and zero supervision.
- 9. a bird known for its majestic flight—and its judging stare if you swing and whiff in front of spectators.
- 10. a computer component, or a small fragment.
- 11. metaphorically, it’s that one aisle in the grocery store with no screaming toddlers and a clear line to the ice cream freezer.
- 13. what you might flip someone in traffic... especially if they don't yield at a roundabout.