Across
- 1. Disheveled headmaster
- 5. High-end magazine
- 6. Writing repository
- 8. Alt Village newspaper
- 10. Exchange
- 11. Portioned to each other
- 15. The twins' first baby
- 18. A city woman
- 19. Armpits
- 21. Twins' attitude towards words
- 24. Fluency of talk
- 27. Level Laurel taught
- 28. daughter named for Ann Landers' daughter's advice column
- 29. The doctor husband
- 31. Digit-sized man
- 34. Nickname for Miranda
- 35. Locale of a double wedding
- 38. A pair
Down
- 2. Daphne's column
- 3. Daphne's first job
- 4. File this book under this name
- 6. Not nobody
- 7. Gathered up
- 9. Apt name for the sailboat
- 12. Mother of the twins
- 13. Given to reading volumes
- 14. Twins' favorite musical
- 16. Joint knowledge
- 17. Older by 17 minutes
- 20. Less than two
- 22. Small attic apartment
- 23. Twins' hair color
- 25. Twin of Remus
- 26. Twins' hometown
- 30. Best friend and brother-in-law
- 32. Cousin caught in the middle
- 33. Irish Setter's name
- 34. Dictionary's dias
- 36. Accountant
- 37. Uncle Don's cool car