Across
- 3. The only sort of Vogon a ___ liked to see was an annoyed Vogon.
- 7. 'Mostly harmless.'
- 8. It's translating for you. It's a ___. Look it up in the book if you like.
- 10. Vogon ___ is of course the third worst in the universe.
- 11. They were officially denied, but they must have done it! They've built the ___!
- 14. The ___ of a second for which the hole existed reverberated backwards and forwards through time in a most improbable fashion.
- 16. A ___, it says, is about the most massively useful thing and interstellar hitchhiker can have.
- 17. The ___ had very recently ceased to exist, and even when they had existed they had existed they were five hundred thousand light-years from Damogran.
- 18. Here's what The Encyclopaedia Galactica has to say about ___. It says that ___ is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
- 19. ___ are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets which haven't made interstellar contact and buzz them.
Down
- 1. ___ are devices which allow people to dash from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
- 2. Damogran, secret home of the ___.
- 4. A ___ is a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.
- 5. 'Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so ___. Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life.'
- 6. The Sirius ___ Shipboard Computer which controlled and permeated every particle of the ship switched into communication mode.
- 7. ___? they said to themselves, Who needs it?
- 9. '___,' it says, 'is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to ___. Listen...' and so on.
- 12. With a microsecond pause, and a finely calculated micromodulation of pitch and timbre - nothing you could actually take offence take offence at - ___ managed to convey his utter contempt and horror of all things human.
- 13. The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment in search of something to connect with.
- 15. 'I don't want to die now!' he yelled. 'I've still got a ___! I don't want to go to heaven with a ___, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!'
