The Moore Family

2. What Bill became after learning useful skills, surviving the outdoors, and presumably doing a lot of things with rope.
4. What Bill’s youngest grandson enjoys doing, preferably somewhere that requires going uphill before coming back down.
9. Where the family hangs its hat—and where “going home” eventually leads.
12. Bill’s upgraded contribution to the family tree.
14. The sport Brenda coached, meaning she voluntarily spent time telling teenagers what to do.
16. The company where Bill spent part of his professional life, back when computers were apparently much larger.
17. The sport where a perfectly good walk is occasionally interrupted by yelling “FORE!”
18. The university Bill attended, proving he was once young enough to stay awake through college football games.
19. Bill’s original contribution to the family tree.
20. The family member who has four legs, no job, and somehow still gets treated like royalty.

1. What both of Bill’s grandsons drive, proving the family has a serious appreciation for vehicles with large beds.
3. How many sisters Bill has, meaning he grew up with a built-in majority vote against him.
4. Texas city where Bill once lived, presumably long enough to learn that everything really is bigger there.
5. Brenda’s alma mater—and presumably the place where she learned to put up with difficult students.
6. How many sisters Brenda had, making family gatherings potentially quite a bit louder.
7. The family car brand that apparently won the “Why try anything else?” competition.
8. Favorite vacation destination where relaxation apparently requires leaving home.
9. The sport Bill’s grandson played in high school, because apparently watching from the sidelines wasn't exciting enough.
10. The state that gets credit for producing Bill.
11. Another company lucky enough to have Bill on the payroll.
13. The number of brothers Brenda had, which sounds peaceful until you consider the three sisters.
15. The city where Brenda entered the world—and eventually became a basketball coach.