Across
- 3. - Money the government decides to spend
- 4. - The reason Thanksgiving dinner gets awkward.
- 8. - The belief that even the government needs a rulebook... and no, it can't just ignore it after page 3
- 9. - The ____ Barrel
- 10. - What you have when no one can tell you what to do—except maybe your dog.
- 12. - Drawing voting lines to win before the votes are in OR how to cheat elections--legally
- 14. - Changing district borders, legally this time OR it happens after the census--lines get moved
- 16. - (Abv.) A group of people who spend money to make sure your vote counts... or at least their ads do.
- 17. - A 250th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good excuse for cake and awkward speeches every quarter-century?
- 19. - The art of convincing politicians that your idea is better, even if you have to bribe them with donuts
- 20. - Something a party “stands” on
- 21. - Not evolution, but giving powers back OR Federal government’s way of saying “not my problem”
- 24. - Lawmakers have it. So do parents, teachers, police officers…
- 25. - Makes rules, collects taxes, but still gets blamed OR they say its by the people… but it’s mostly paperwork
Down
- 1. - The person who votes for you, then wonders why you haven’t fixed everything yet
- 2. - Helping people with government problems, one complaint at a time.
- 4. - Democratic or Republican, respectfully
- 5. - A place where laws are made and rules are institutionalized.
- 6. - A set of rules so vague, even the people who made them need a manual to follow them
- 7. - comes with great responsibility, according to Uncle Ben
- 11. - The side in court that tries to prove someone is guilty
- 13. - Because 435 seats don’t assign themselves OR dividing up seats--without musical chairs
- 15. - The idea that everyone gets a voice... even that one guy who always talks about conspiracy theories at dinner.
- 18. - The one who gets dragged to court
- 22. - The quality that makes a government’s power more than just a legit myth.
- 23. - One who sues because they’re not over it OR First to throw shade…legally
