The office-who said it?

2. "The fire is shooting at us!"
6. "Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
7. "thats a little girl your sniffing around, boy have you lost your mind cause I'll help you find it."
8. "I'm thinking of setting you up with my daughter....I thought you were gay"
11. "I have made a lot of empty promises in my life, but that one was by far the most generous!"
12. "I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?"

1. "I just ran over those coals, you couldn't even do that Michael, maybe I should be your boss!"
3. "Mike, you have to much to live for.....What about Jan? Lovely lovely Jan"
4. "Cat heaven is a beautiful place, but you don't get there if you're euthanized."
5. "Why me say lot word when few word do trick?"
9. "Downsizing? I've been talking about downsizing since I got here, even brought it up in my interview."
10. "You're right, because before I lived here the glass was covered in smudges, so I guess that makes me the devil!"