Across
- 4. Location of dog in Martins tearful school play (6)
- 6. Door blockade item used by Ian to prevent entry to bedroom. (8)
- 7. Alcohol smuggled by youngest on church trip (6)
- 11. What fell down on a day at the beach (14)
- 12. What dad used to chase the kids around when in trouble (7, 4)
- 13. Regular destination for beach trips (9)
- 14. Event at which Mum took a swim after being pushed in the pool (8)
- 15. Scene of Elaine’s dislocated elbow (10)
- 16. Item used to smash front living room window by Martin (7)
Down
- 1. Dads favourite phrase (1,4,4)
- 2. Fake Tan stained hands (6)
- 3. Item thrown through kitchen window whilst Mum cooked tea (10)
- 5. Main ingredient in patties made by Fran after an afternoon drinking ((7)
- 8. Middle child’s foreign school trip destination (7)
- 9. Sunday afternoon day trip destination (6)
- 10. Item broken by Ursula but was Ian’s fault (10)
- 14. Patricia’s favourite skin moisturiser (6)