Across
- 2. Hurtt / Green updater
- 3. Talamine / Visual historian
- 7. Schmidt / Silverstone Doppelganger
- 10. Raymond / Blond switchboard operator
- 11. Catanese / True Chicagoan
- 14. Fish / Social butterfly
- 15. Weinstein / Fashion blogger
- 17. Nakfoor / Mother to our mascot
- 19. Vozzella / Comedian and fashionista
- 20. McCarthy / Irish by association
- 21. Ridge / Local Storyteller
- 23. Scholl / The Creator
Down
- 1. Johnson / The crochet machine
- 4. Cardinale / Resident savant
- 5. Grimes / Voice of a giant
- 6. Ortiz / Media guru
- 7. Nunez / Eldest of the siblings
- 8. San Juan / Red headed rental agent
- 9. Cermak / One of the pony tailed boys
- 12. Tebben / Processing Testosterone
- 13. Collins / Ring leader
- 16. DiFilippo / Marathoner
- 18. Gee / Biker Babe
- 22. Sweis / Intern extraordinaire