The Phillipsian

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Across
  1. 2. Who did Andrew kick in Spain to save a cigarette?
  2. 5. Common in Andrew Phillips and pregnant women
  3. 6. Andrew's arch nemesis
  4. 8. When Andrew is on his best behavior, Ellen calls him...
  5. 12. The only appropriate boarding group for toddlers, veterans, and Andrew Phillips
  6. 14. Why Andrew chooses to live here, I will never understand
  7. 18. Andrew's favorite bar
  8. 20. Andrew's favorite comedy of 2022 (subjective)
  9. 23. Not Andrew's mother
  10. 24. Andrew is a younger sibling to...
  11. 26. Andrew's affectionate nickname for Stevie's roommate
  12. 28. A greeting for Andrew's blondest friend
  13. 29. Andrew's favorite city
  14. 32. Andrew's favorite medium for writing manifestos
  15. 33. An adjective to describe Andrew
  16. 34. Andrew's spirit animal
  17. 35. Currently bed-ridding you
  18. 36. Human energy vampire
  19. 37. Andrew is composed of 70% this liquid (hint: not water)
  20. 40. Tess found this item, which led to Andrew's mental breakdown in the Grove parking lot
  21. 41. You only need one of these. One is plenty.
  22. 43. Olivia and Remy are Andrew's...
  23. 48. When Andrew was a bartender, the restaurant has one or some of these (can't remember)
  24. 49. Our favorite contact at the FBI
  25. 52. Why is Andrew OOO?
  26. 53. The savior of Andrew's scalp
  27. 57. A great meal at which to scream about your sexual escapades
  28. 58. Andrew loves to tell secrets to his friends! Especially concerning their...
  29. 60. Something Andrew is obsessed with and does maybe too frequently
  30. 61. Andrew was the victim of a Latino man in a white car
Down
  1. 1. Andrew's niece's name
  2. 3. Andrew's favorite post-coital phallic gift
  3. 4. Andrew Phillips' favorite greeting
  4. 7. Andrew's favorite impression (esp. at inopportune moments)
  5. 9. A great thing to send your boss
  6. 10. Andrew watched this movie while he waited to get back into his apartment
  7. 11. Andrew's favorite thing to spoon (hint: not a woman)
  8. 13. Why is Andrew on the no fly list?
  9. 15. Andrew's favorite movie
  10. 16. Something Andrew can't keep
  11. 17. A phrase people exclaim when you yawn
  12. 19. Leech who is living in Andrew's apartment rent free (and his possible common-law wife?)
  13. 21. Person who is oddly obsessed with Andrew's mortal enemy
  14. 22. A battle cry for Andrew's scalp (Hashtag)
  15. 25. Something you can get done at jiffy lube and don’t need to go to the valley for
  16. 27. Who does Andrew tell all his problems to?
  17. 30. The location for Andrew's funeral when we thought he was going to be pewpew'd at work
  18. 31. Andrew loves this fluffy guy
  19. 38. Andrew's best friend!
  20. 39. You're always sure to find a bottle of this in the backseat of Andrew's car
  21. 42. The scene of Andrew's traffic violation
  22. 44. Andrew's Achilles heel (acronym)
  23. 45. Pour one out for this fluffy boy
  24. 46. Why would Andrew die instantly if he was in the caveman times?
  25. 47. A place you can't take Andrew
  26. 50. Sean Friedin thinks Andrew is ____
  27. 51. Where should you put salad dressing?
  28. 54. Where is Andrew from?
  29. 55. After seeing Barbie, Andrew Phillips is...
  30. 56. Always wearing two at any given time
  31. 59. Andrew AI gender swapped and aged