The Roast of 6B

4. "This person has wasted so much gum, putting in the bin every lesson"
5. "The reason we come to school on Thursdays and Fridays"
6. "Is always late, without fail"
10. "The phone's ringing, you are going home"
13. "The newest member of 6B"
17. "Her sister is wayyyy better than her... haha"
18. "If only he could shoot a basketball as well as he throws random stuff in the bin"
19. "Founding member of the best-tea-beauties"
20. "Does not know how to laugh, only how to cackle"
22. "The only person to get hit with the silent ball every game, despite never playing"
23. "You will never convince me your prep photo is not AI"
24. "6B is way cooler than the other classes, why do you always want to leave?"
25. "You get the best of both worlds"

1. "The boy who has taken the most girls to the toilet all year. What a legend"
2. "If you could buy knees, this guy would be racing to the shops"
3. "His students would say he tells terrible jokes and still lives with his parents"
7. "Founding member of the best-tea-beauties"
8. "Record for most spilled drink bottles of the year"
9. "Always keeping Mr.Hale up with the current Year 6 drama"
11. "Mate, Globle is never going to be Bangladesh"
12. "The most chopped Grade 3 haircut of all time"
14. "Breaking their wrist was so nice, he had to do it twice"
15. "Never stops talking, ever, like they've drunk coffee... hehe get it"
16. "One hit wonder with a great song"
21. "Mr. Hale's most used word all year"