Across
- 4. Donut lover that rivals *insert number*
- 8. Wants *insert number* dead!
- 9. "Eat my shorts"
- 10. Hippy bus driver...?
- 12. The other Bouvier...
- 15. How does her hair stay up like that?!
- 17. *buuurppp*
- 19. *old man yells at cloud*
- 20. Bart's Bestie!
- 21. Been in nappies for 40+ years, ouch!
- 22. Not Mickey Mouse, but close...
- 23. Her namesake is a synonym for "burger"
- 25. "I like men now!"
- 26. "Excellent..."
- 28. Their local superhero!
Down
- 1. Exists to murder *insert number*
- 2. He runs Springfield Elementary!
- 3. He knows just what to do!
- 5. Scottish Stereotype!
- 6. "D'oh!"
- 7. HeeHeeHee
- 11. The guy that started it all...
- 13. Plays a brass instrument like no other!
- 14. He's always clowning around...
- 16. Secretly in love with *number*
- 18. He's got the news!
- 21. Famous local drink, "Flaming ____'s"
- 24. Convenience store owner
- 27. "Howdidily Doodily, Neighbourino!"