Across
- 1. Homer's helper monkey
- 3. Lisa's first word
- 6. This character makes a guest appearance in the episode Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
- 7. A terrible Christmas toy
- 9. Groening's stated religious orientation
- 11. The town's New Age shop
- 12. Number of eyelashes on Maggie
- 14. Number of points in Bart’s hair
Down
- 1. Chief Wiggum’s surname is taken from which parent
- 2. On whom Mr. Quimby is based
- 4. One of Cletus’ children
- 5. Sideshow Mel's brother
- 8. Sideshow Bob’s middle name
- 9. The Comic Store
- 10. Homer's first name on his fake ID
- 13. Groundskeeper Willie’s father was hanged for stealing this animal