Across
- 5. Homer's boss. Seemingly cruel and evil, but deep down means well.
- 7. School bully with a secret heart of gold. Known to say "Haw haw!"
- 9. This character repeatedly attempts to kill Bart.
- 12. Retired racing dog. Owned by the Simpsons.
- 14. Runs the local Kwik-E-Mart. Very protective of his store.
- 15. Principal of Springfield Elementary School. He struggles to keep the school in shape.
- 18. The late elementary school teacher of Bart and his classmates.
- 22. Groundskeeper and janitor of the elementary school. Speaks with a heavy Irish accent.
- 25. A cartoon mouse in Bart and Lisa's favorite cartoon.
- 27. The television show The Simpsons first appeared on as shorts.
- 29. Local police chief. He is very lazy at his job.
- 31. The Simpson's pet cat. It is named after their first cat.
- 33. Mayor of Springefield. Speaks with a Boston accent.
- 34. One of Homer's friends. Has a master's degree in Nuclear Physics.
Down
- 1. Homer's elderly father. World War II vet.
- 2. Founder of Springfield. Bart cut off the head of the statue built of him.
- 3. Creator of the Simpsons.
- 4. Owns the local tavern. A good friend of Homer's.
- 6. The reverend of Springfield's church.
- 8. Mr. Burn's personal assistant, executive, and self-proclaimed best friend.
- 10. The father of the Simpsons family. Not a genius, but means well.
- 11. Where Homer works. Main source of power in Springfield.
- 13. Gifted in musical talent and very smart. Mature beyond her age.
- 16. One of Homer's friends. Works with Homer. Referred to as "the black one" of the group.
- 17. A cartoon cat in Bart and Lisa's favorite cartoon.
- 18. Has large, blue hair and is smart and responsible. Married to Homer.
- 19. Regular of the local bar. Friend of Homer's. He is an alcoholic.
- 20. Famous clown who stars on a TV show and owns a burger joint in town.
- 21. The Simpson's neighbor. Very religious and friendly to all. Hi-diddly-ho!
- 23. Krusty the Clown's sidekick. While in character, he uses a slide whistle to communicate.
- 24. Bart's best friend. Very timid and nervous.
- 26. This character has never spoken a single word, and wears blue.
- 28. The town the Simpsons live in.
- 30. Boss of the D'Amico crime family. He has been behind several of Springfield's criminal enterprises.
- 32. Bratty, trouble-making and mischievous. Oldest Simpson child.