The Story Of Us

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Across
  1. 2. Person who was referred to as "a snake" in a hand drawn demonstrative of true friendship.
  2. 5. Name of THE boy.
  3. 6. Fruit that Denise was banned from possessing for a period of time.
  4. 7. The one man we will never agree on (first name only).
  5. 9. the power fuel that rocket boostered our very first night together.
  6. 10. Adjective; our first and most commonly spoken about bonding force.
  7. 11. The most glorious group photo was taken in a red one of these.
  8. 14. Proper name of the alert signal one sends out when in emergency need of a high heeled shoe delivery. CODE _____________.
  9. 17. If we were both honest (and NOT TRAITORS!!), this adjective would describe our most like physical feature.
  10. 19. White semi-permanent substance that Sarah mistakenly "colored" her hair with.
  11. 20. Highly toxic household cleaner that has the ability to immediately penetrate any porous surface on the human body and then proceed straight to the brain causing blindness and death.
  12. 21. Country that Denise was visiting when news of the apocalypse came out in late 2016.
  13. 24. Our "super power" that greatly facilitates being undetected in our shenanigans (Activated by blackouts).
  14. 26. Sarah claims these kind of gloves make men think she's tough if she posts about them on social media.
  15. 28. Really stupid (and orange) reason that both of mouths kissed people's feet.
  16. 29. On September 19th every year, we talk like this seagoing person.
Down
  1. 1. Musician who is our joint spirit animal.
  2. 3. Most glorious alter-ego in the history of FaceBook.
  3. 4. Denise chose this golden accessory on our first meeting.
  4. 8. Extremely virtuous (but extremely tightly wound) mutual friend.
  5. 12. Most used would of "the fractal hunter".
  6. 13. natural occurring element that made D's year long hotel stay necessary.
  7. 15. Name of the sport that we most fear.
  8. 16. "Safe List".
  9. 18. #NeverGonnaWork.
  10. 19. Urban landmark associated with the phrase "SFM".
  11. 22. Social media site where we first met.
  12. 23. First name of a mutual acquaintance who is either the most cursed person in terms of personal health and diseases -OR- is certifiably batshit crazy.
  13. 25. most used "term of endearment" both of us use for the other.
  14. 27. Spiritual being that allegedly appears randomly at parties and spills alcoholic beverages.
  15. 30. Flaw that occurs in photographs that Denise went psychotic trying to fix one summer.