Across
- 2. Person who was referred to as "a snake" in a hand drawn demonstrative of true friendship.
- 5. Name of THE boy.
- 6. Fruit that Denise was banned from possessing for a period of time.
- 7. The one man we will never agree on (first name only).
- 9. the power fuel that rocket boostered our very first night together.
- 10. Adjective; our first and most commonly spoken about bonding force.
- 11. The most glorious group photo was taken in a red one of these.
- 14. Proper name of the alert signal one sends out when in emergency need of a high heeled shoe delivery. CODE _____________.
- 17. If we were both honest (and NOT TRAITORS!!), this adjective would describe our most like physical feature.
- 19. White semi-permanent substance that Sarah mistakenly "colored" her hair with.
- 20. Highly toxic household cleaner that has the ability to immediately penetrate any porous surface on the human body and then proceed straight to the brain causing blindness and death.
- 21. Country that Denise was visiting when news of the apocalypse came out in late 2016.
- 24. Our "super power" that greatly facilitates being undetected in our shenanigans (Activated by blackouts).
- 26. Sarah claims these kind of gloves make men think she's tough if she posts about them on social media.
- 28. Really stupid (and orange) reason that both of mouths kissed people's feet.
- 29. On September 19th every year, we talk like this seagoing person.
Down
- 1. Musician who is our joint spirit animal.
- 3. Most glorious alter-ego in the history of FaceBook.
- 4. Denise chose this golden accessory on our first meeting.
- 8. Extremely virtuous (but extremely tightly wound) mutual friend.
- 12. Most used would of "the fractal hunter".
- 13. natural occurring element that made D's year long hotel stay necessary.
- 15. Name of the sport that we most fear.
- 16. "Safe List".
- 18. #NeverGonnaWork.
- 19. Urban landmark associated with the phrase "SFM".
- 22. Social media site where we first met.
- 23. First name of a mutual acquaintance who is either the most cursed person in terms of personal health and diseases -OR- is certifiably batshit crazy.
- 25. most used "term of endearment" both of us use for the other.
- 27. Spiritual being that allegedly appears randomly at parties and spills alcoholic beverages.
- 30. Flaw that occurs in photographs that Denise went psychotic trying to fix one summer.