Across
- 3. definitely only works there to catch a glimpse of the bartender
- 6. the E.W. movie with all them diegetic groovy tunes
- 9. THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
- 11. the country where 20 across is from
- 13. home country of 1 down
- 14. dong shorter than a fruity pebble but wider than an oil tanker
- 15. the state where 3 across is from
- 16. the state where 4 down is from
- 18. calls 8 down's name once every 20 minutes
- 19. where 8 down will never eat again due to fear of diarrhea
- 20. has an accent way more pronounced than he thinks it is
- 21. the cesspool we find ourselves in the next 4 years
- 22. the sequel to 20 across's favorite movie of all time
- 23. the current meta
- 24. never quite learned how to shower
Down
- 1. like the winkelvoss twins but less rich and probably a bit smarter
- 2. the state where 8 down is from
- 3. picked the wrong one and some chick died
- 4. too artistic to hold a friend longer than a week
- 5. the types of people who spend $1500 on a laptop so they don't have to run Citrix
- 7. where 8 down's grandma probably became ash
- 8. needs whiskey like most people need oxygen
- 10. the state where 14 across is from
- 12. the gender 4 down is attracted to
- 14. must've really hated 17 down
- 16. ***** ****
- 17. 23 down's favorite band
- 23. has a hot mom apparently