Across
- 3. ....on toast. The entirety of the evening menu when Queeg comandeers the ship 3
- 4. A scoundrel, reprobate, con man, forger, thief, sociopath, and much worse 4
- 7. South Pacific country where Lister hoped to breed horses, with a sheep and a cow 4
- 10. 'Smoke me a....., I'll be back for breakfast' 6
- 11. Not a cool Cat 5,7
- 12. The only species to terrify the Klingons 8
- 14. Sci-fi spoof 6,7
- 17. How to tell two Spocks apart 6
- 19. Lister actually ate this 3,4
- 21. Kirk famously went toe-to-toe with this snarling green adversary 4
- 22. Lister spent a loooong time sciving in here 6
- 23. Actor René Auberjonois in different form 3
- 24. Smeg head 6
- 26. It's worse than that, it's.......... 7,3
- 27. Common problem with uniforms on the Enterprise D 3,7
- 30. Data's bunk mate 4
- 31. Swashbuckler from another dimension. What a guy! 3
Down
- 1. Kryten's favourite TV serial 8
- 2. John...... Q who? 2,6
- 5. Kirk wasn't the first 4
- 6. Fatherly Vulcan ambassador 5
- 7. Mr......, Rimmer's evil hand puppet 7
- 8. Food item inexplicably found smeared on the Dwarfer's faces, while they await the arrival of a horde of killer ants, buried up to their necks in sand, as per Rimmer's inability to fantasise about anything nice in the video game Better Than Life 3
- 9. 'Sir, I protest. I am not a..... !' Worf unhappy at playing his part in Q's latest game 5,3
- 13. 'Guess who's coming to dinner?' 8
- 15. Short version of The Next Generation 3
- 16. Kirk had a successful episode if he made it to the credits without losing one of these 3,6
- 18. Star Trek acronym 3
- 20. Cat was hoping to meet something a lot more feline than this flea-ridden monstrosity 3
- 25. Kirk has trouble keeping his on 5
- 26. The last thing you'll ever hear from a Vulcan 7
- 28. Spock's favourite thing 5
- 29. 20th century..... Rimmer's most prized photograph collection 9,5