THE WORLDS HARDEST CROSSWORD PUZZLE!!!

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Across
  1. 5. unfriendly
  2. 8. carbonated beverages! my only _______!
  3. 9. quick clever reply
  4. 10. he was ________ when he found out he did not get the part
  5. 11. the baby rattle ________ me
  6. 12. determined
  7. 13. he was scared his boss would ______ him
  8. 14. unusual occurrence
  9. 15. not dead
  10. 16. this is a bad omen
  11. 17. if people can describe a problem with this word and you can't solve it you are a certified idiot
Down
  1. 1. the clouds _________ as the sun came out
  2. 2. to get something
  3. 3. no, not literally deep
  4. 4. this is what you get for playing football
  5. 6. what the front of your face looks like
  6. 7. ridicule
  7. 8. not the first option
  8. 10. depressed
  9. 14. not very small