Across
- 3. gets the job done no matter what and has great customer service
- 5. secret agent, handsome
- 9. the Squirrel who works for the bad guys/ Russian exchange student/ is sad
- 10. son of Chadwin
- 11. the lumberjack who gave Smokey the bear knuckles
- 13. superior species with flying whales
- 15. the good twin
- 16. timetraveler who works with Abby
Down
- 1. amazing plumber, murder weapon: wrench
- 2. stole Santa's sack
- 4. raised by pirates, becomes professional basketball player
- 6. nuked Moscow by accident
- 7. The Finest Legs in all the Land
- 8. the evil twin
- 12. the wizard who lives in the basement
- 14. escaped from Area 51, loves beer and donuts, and great father