Across
- 1. legally a member of the real United States Navy
- 3. ghost guy dancing on a mushroom rock
- 4. like every third word in Kingdom Hearts
- 9. a green sapphire
- 12. the funniest drink
- 13. the okay-est film of all time
- 16. copyright free legendary detective
- 18. a common fire nation greeting
- 21. superhero, pasta lover, assassinated in 1881
- 24. beloved sonic the hedgehog character
- 26. the TRUE final boss of dungeons and dragon age
- 27. somehow a Zelda enemy, not a Pokémon
- 30. posthumously released the all new hit single of 2017
- 31. just a funny fish name
- 32. the most vile creation of humanity, proof our species is inherently evil
- 34. Egyptian god, or generic white guy
- 35. the number of people, mice, octopi, whales, etc who REALLY died on the Titanic
- 36. honestly, the anime stayed pretty solid
- 37. available in seven varieties
- 38. more intimidating than Keith
Down
- 2. the blind idiot god, within whose dream exists all of reality
- 5. the worst Pokémon (don’t @ me)
- 6. the middle name of a popular rodent children’s character
- 7. criminally underrepresented in smash bros, really
- 8. looks like Roxas, is not Roxas. Is actually sora, who IS Roxas, but does not look like Roxas
- 9. first video game I ever played
- 10. cut Disney villain song
- 11. a song Tom Smo does not know
- 14. Tingle Tingle…
- 15. this crossword is sponsored by
- 17. frequently favors polearms
- 19. cheeseburger working in law enforcement
- 20. bellhop’s third name
- 22. the SECOND best Pokémon, good luck
- 23. the best of my people
- 24. two drink bridge
- 25. perfectly ethical to eat when grilled (probably)
- 28. video game exclusive spell
- 29. tragically cut from the film trilogy
- 33. … I asked for this?