Across
- 5. Oldest Employee
- 6. Was secretly a drug lord
- 7. Shortest Employee
- 9. Slowest in the company
- 11. Like a box of chocolate, never know what your gonna get
- 12. Who was in the blindside movie?
- 13. Always runs a marathon before answering the phone?
- 15. "The biggest loser"
- 16. Healthiest in the company
Down
- 1. Cant look over his shoulder
- 2. "Does it come in Black?"
- 3. Discounts way or the highway
- 4. Use lube next time
- 5. Who forgot a condom on there last hookup
- 8. Random guy laughing in the background on the phone
- 10. Customers spend extra money because they cant hear him
- 12. Don't startle him, he's the "goat"
- 14. Loves to party out back with store managers