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Across
  1. 2. a challenging online puzzle, best solved collaboratively, and often resulting in the coining of novel, albeit futile, lexical items
  2. 4. a creamy sauce made from egg yolks, melted butter, and lemon juice
  3. 6. “you’re the to my knight.”
  4. 10. “When I’m ”
  5. 13. the daughter of Agamemnon who inspired a modern-day opera
  6. 14. where Plato died and Cupid lived
  7. 15. a solid whose volume is one third of the product of the area of its base and its height
  8. 19. “so true, .”
  9. 20. a delectable discovery of digital delights
  10. 21. the descriptor of a night of fortuitous introductions and an umbrella term for a family of Mexican sauces
  11. 22. a mountain and a volleyball
  12. 24. a reasonably ethically edible name for a theorem that is used to confirm the limit of a function
  13. 27. a park that spurred a new poetic epoch
  14. 29. the late capitalist name for a reliable nasal decongestant
  15. 31. the former Soviet Socialistic Republic whose tea culture has captured the hearts and palates of local museum-goers
  16. 33. the third word in the name of an incredible band who sings about a gentleman who tragically perished in the detonation of a cordless handset, but whose remains were sprinkled over a very large expanse of sea (the water from which then served as the primary ingredient in a pediatric moisturizer); a common American first name
  17. 36. our biggest fan
  18. 37. “P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- till I die.”
  19. 38. a homophone for a length of fabric that can be functionally and fashionably wrapped around one’s neck
  20. 40. a bagel-laden village frequented by “such a cute couple”
  21. 44. a spur-of-the-moment pie
  22. 45. the sound a dog makes
  23. 46. a flat, two-dimensional surface that extends indefinitely, and, on occasion, intersects with the solid in the preceding clue
  24. 49. a French preposition meaning ‘toward,’ a French noun (which also has a near-cognate in English) meaning ‘a collection of words in a poem,’ the shortened form of an English adjective describing a person’s capacity to perform different functions
  25. 50. what goes into the oven right after winter break
  26. 51. a loose synonym for ‘gaze’ that starts our days
  27. 56. a maritime bandit who swindles his colleagues out of their gold coins
  28. 57. a company that manufactures a rapidly-consumed aqueous coital facilitator
  29. 58. a type of kisses, most typically exchanged at the starts and ends of days
  30. 59. a purple adventure for another time
  31. 61. an ancient reptile facilely depicted through a gallinaceous, nourishing medium
  32. 62. the manner in which one might covertly accomplish something may be described as being so .
Down
  1. 1. a decadent confection originating in the former Ottoman Empire, for which one mustn’t betray one’s kin
  2. 3. vodka of the gods, vermouth, and juice
  3. 5. the descriptor applied to an astute, arboreal landmark
  4. 7. the first supper
  5. 8. “we can’t forget to do the !”
  6. 9. the name of both a feline friend and the first half of the title of a Dean Martin song
  7. 11. good, but also bad
  8. 12. a high-quality brandy distilled in western France and used to spike mulled wine
  9. 15. the composer of a sneaky post-Brahms encore
  10. 16. an impromptu weeknight dinner bearing the family name of highly successful Tsarist merchants
  11. 17. a local eatery whose name was inspired by the hospital of St Mary of Bethlehem in London
  12. 18. “cutie- .”
  13. 21. a soon-to-be-visited river in Virginia
  14. 23. the name of a mutual acquaintance and a Slovenian bop
  15. 25. the name of a novel and a covoidally-friendly mediterranean eatery
  16. 26. a cafe that serves the best french toast ever
  17. 28. a lewd activity about which an English singer-songwriter might opine
  18. 30. the author of a four-person play read by three homies
  19. 32. a domestic amusement park that doubles as a utility shop and cardboard warehouse
  20. 34. the perfect beverage for accompanying a 2018 Wes Anderson movie and for involuntarily decorating one’s desk and floor
  21. 35. “You me right round.”
  22. 39. a rotating wheel with passenger cars suspended on its outer edge
  23. 41. “Don’t stress, that’s dumb, I’m here, and it’s nice to be .”
  24. 42. aquatic, edible bivalve mollusks that appear in one’s food when discussed
  25. 43. a musical instrument perfect for romantic duos that range from the late Baroque to the modern day
  26. 47. “ mio”
  27. 48. “ best”
  28. 52. a Santa Monica bar that serves hard basil lemonade
  29. 53. “ or diedrate”
  30. 54. a wintery movie that watches you
  31. 55. “what if I told you that every painting in this room is ?”
  32. 60. the site of an incredible movie date (an incredible movie and an incredible date)