Across
- 2. a challenging online puzzle, best solved collaboratively, and often resulting in the coining of novel, albeit futile, lexical items
- 4. a creamy sauce made from egg yolks, melted butter, and lemon juice
- 6. “you’re the to my knight.”
- 10. “When I’m ”
- 13. the daughter of Agamemnon who inspired a modern-day opera
- 14. where Plato died and Cupid lived
- 15. a solid whose volume is one third of the product of the area of its base and its height
- 19. “so true, .”
- 20. a delectable discovery of digital delights
- 21. the descriptor of a night of fortuitous introductions and an umbrella term for a family of Mexican sauces
- 22. a mountain and a volleyball
- 24. a reasonably ethically edible name for a theorem that is used to confirm the limit of a function
- 27. a park that spurred a new poetic epoch
- 29. the late capitalist name for a reliable nasal decongestant
- 31. the former Soviet Socialistic Republic whose tea culture has captured the hearts and palates of local museum-goers
- 33. the third word in the name of an incredible band who sings about a gentleman who tragically perished in the detonation of a cordless handset, but whose remains were sprinkled over a very large expanse of sea (the water from which then served as the primary ingredient in a pediatric moisturizer); a common American first name
- 36. our biggest fan
- 37. “P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- till I die.”
- 38. a homophone for a length of fabric that can be functionally and fashionably wrapped around one’s neck
- 40. a bagel-laden village frequented by “such a cute couple”
- 44. a spur-of-the-moment pie
- 45. the sound a dog makes
- 46. a flat, two-dimensional surface that extends indefinitely, and, on occasion, intersects with the solid in the preceding clue
- 49. a French preposition meaning ‘toward,’ a French noun (which also has a near-cognate in English) meaning ‘a collection of words in a poem,’ the shortened form of an English adjective describing a person’s capacity to perform different functions
- 50. what goes into the oven right after winter break
- 51. a loose synonym for ‘gaze’ that starts our days
- 56. a maritime bandit who swindles his colleagues out of their gold coins
- 57. a company that manufactures a rapidly-consumed aqueous coital facilitator
- 58. a type of kisses, most typically exchanged at the starts and ends of days
- 59. a purple adventure for another time
- 61. an ancient reptile facilely depicted through a gallinaceous, nourishing medium
- 62. the manner in which one might covertly accomplish something may be described as being so .
Down
- 1. a decadent confection originating in the former Ottoman Empire, for which one mustn’t betray one’s kin
- 3. vodka of the gods, vermouth, and juice
- 5. the descriptor applied to an astute, arboreal landmark
- 7. the first supper
- 8. “we can’t forget to do the !”
- 9. the name of both a feline friend and the first half of the title of a Dean Martin song
- 11. good, but also bad
- 12. a high-quality brandy distilled in western France and used to spike mulled wine
- 15. the composer of a sneaky post-Brahms encore
- 16. an impromptu weeknight dinner bearing the family name of highly successful Tsarist merchants
- 17. a local eatery whose name was inspired by the hospital of St Mary of Bethlehem in London
- 18. “cutie- .”
- 21. a soon-to-be-visited river in Virginia
- 23. the name of a mutual acquaintance and a Slovenian bop
- 25. the name of a novel and a covoidally-friendly mediterranean eatery
- 26. a cafe that serves the best french toast ever
- 28. a lewd activity about which an English singer-songwriter might opine
- 30. the author of a four-person play read by three homies
- 32. a domestic amusement park that doubles as a utility shop and cardboard warehouse
- 34. the perfect beverage for accompanying a 2018 Wes Anderson movie and for involuntarily decorating one’s desk and floor
- 35. “You me right round.”
- 39. a rotating wheel with passenger cars suspended on its outer edge
- 41. “Don’t stress, that’s dumb, I’m here, and it’s nice to be .”
- 42. aquatic, edible bivalve mollusks that appear in one’s food when discussed
- 43. a musical instrument perfect for romantic duos that range from the late Baroque to the modern day
- 47. “ mio”
- 48. “ best”
- 52. a Santa Monica bar that serves hard basil lemonade
- 53. “ or diedrate”
- 54. a wintery movie that watches you
- 55. “what if I told you that every painting in this room is ?”
- 60. the site of an incredible movie date (an incredible movie and an incredible date)
