Across
- 2. The ________ sisters own 2.9% of the club, which Ted rounds down to 2%, for obvious reasons.
- 4. Ted brings Rebecca a box of chocolate _________ in addition to his usual “biscuits” for the boss.
- 5. Gymnastics/olympics slang for “very well done.”
- 6. Coach Beard “brings home” their advice to Roy about Keeley by simply saying: “_____ ____ (2 words) and get over it.”
- 8. Author to whom the quote “be curious, not judgmental” is attributed.
- 9. The _______; Iconic songwriting brothers of music/musical theater fame, George & Ira.
- 10. Ted says, just before he throws the winning dart (because it centers him, reminds him of home and of who he is).
- 12. The title of a David Bowie song that becomes the name of Ted’s unofficial “personal dilemma squad.”
- 16. Beard mimes using these, “to cut yourself some slack” Nate says.
- 17. Jamie tells Keeley she made him “ _______. Took [him] to plays and sh*t.”
- 22. A billiard game in England that “sounds like a brand of cookies.”
- 23. “Friends, Richmonds, Countrymen” Rupert says, about being “back” to influence the management of the team (the subtext being “I come to bury Caesar [Ted], not to praise him”).
- 24. Star of the sitcom Friends best known for his dry wit and physical humor.
Down
- 1. Five-hour bus ride during which Ted “didn’t talk a lick” is a personal __________ for him.
- 3. “Life’s most complicated shape,” particularly in relationships.
- 7. One of those terms you understand immediately ~ like when Ted says that’s “what some people call” what he’s doing, challenging Rupert to a game of darts.
- 11. Physio-therapist working on Roy always listens to murder ___________.
- 13. Keeley quizzes Roy in the pressroom in the guise of a reporter for various incarnations of The __________ _______ (2 words).
- 14. Kids educational show from which Ted took the idea to have the players make letters with their bodies to spell out: “Hi Boss” for Rebecca the day after his win over Rupert.
- 15. Common apparel for an often unofficial team or club (usually in high school).
- 18. Ted tells Sassy he’ll be her ____________ any time, referring to the country club snob in the ’80’s movie Fletch.
- 19. The little chocolate caramel candy Isaac tells Keeley he is most interested in promoting.
- 20. The product Dani Rojas most wants to be involved with, and likes to “give away for free.”
- 21. Ted says “Bridget Jones’s Dairy” isn’t his _____ ____ pun (groan).
