Across
- 7. everyone's favourite Home Alone 2 cameo
- 9. TERF :(
- 11. a classic York drink / what happens if you put Sonic the Hedgehog food dye in everything you eat
- 12. two men who will definitely not be at the Oasis reunion together
- 13. how you might describe something that tastes lemony / a sexy lime
- 14. a mysterious building you may never enter in your entire time at York
- 16. a Jeremy who is very proud of his terrible A level results
Down
- 1. the asbestos sniffer's favourite college
- 2. what we're supposed to call YUSU now
- 3. something you might fall from if you did not exist in 'the context'
- 4. a deck of cards' favourite song from Brat
- 5. a fallen York hero
- 6. the name of a German shepherd mentioned within these pages
- 8. a classic York drink / what comes out of someone if you stab them
- 10. how much TLP membership for a full year costs (in words)
- 15. the best club to go to if you plan on getting beaten up by a bouncer