To all the boys youve loved before (and their pet names)

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Across
  1. 3. couldn’t possibly enjoy women in marvel
  2. 6. also abandoned his underwear
  3. 7. stage name of your longest relationship
Down
  1. 1. you accused him of being white (name of body part)
  2. 2. could crush him between your thighs
  3. 4. no idea who this is, he is one of many boys with the same name who vanished into the ether
  4. 5. needs podcasts to sleep