Across
- 8. Post-parental status
- 9. A wife's woe, year end '93
- 10. Don't call me grandpa
- 11. Madam's sauce
- 13. Best caught with pincers
- 14. Only runs backwards
- 16. Italian lawn target
Down
- 1. A botched meal on a Tuesday
- 2. They only work after dancing
- 3. Only runs backwards
- 4. Gunslinger who will put you to sleep
- 5. Afternoon delight
- 6. A type of fruit found in grandmas attic
- 7. No added sugars, just add water
- 12. Beach bound suspense holder
- 15. Best served cold
- 16. Makes you sneeze at the beach
- 17. Did not design medieval baguette-ville