Across
- 3. The best Super Smash Bros. player after Thomas
- 6. Todd on Mondays
- 8. $10 million settlement
- 11. Author whose translator convinced Todd not to be a honyakusha
- 13. Todd's Breakfast
- 16. Oh captain, Todd's captain
- 17. Cecilia's oldest friend, right before summer
- 18. Cecilia's Super Smash Bros. main
- 20. Todd on Wednesdays
- 22. Heaviest weekend of the year
- 23. Brain-regenerator
Down
- 1. Picking through the peppers at Sichuan Mountain House
- 2. Famous October 31st party
- 4. Digital literary form pioneered by Todd
- 5. Where honorable criminals play baseball
- 7. Raw chicken, head on
- 9. Cecilia's favorite philosopher's favorite philosopher
- 10. Austria and Virginia
- 12. Todd every third Thursday
- 14. Name of Cecilia's brooding ninja car
- 15. Kupo's weight in pounds
- 19. Cecilia's twin, the most
- 21. Home of the squared circle