Across
- 4. Vaquero's y Papá's favorite breakfast
- 8. Item that was more than he bargained for
- 9. Makes one chuckle
- 11. His breakfast that went sour
- 13. Her pre-matrimonious surname
- 14. Shared swine tongue
- 15. Weston's expletive sounds eerily like first date locale
- 17. His first two-wheeled entrepreneurial endeavor
- 19. Cerebral a.m. liturgy
- 21. Commander in chief in the era of betrothal
- 23. Year of the rabbit
- 24. Synonym for a Nigerian soda and the one who got away
- 26. Number of his of solar orbits when he met his match
Down
- 1. Perpetual cuisine preference
- 2. The first supper
- 3. Pride & joy
- 5. Catholic ceremony birthday twin
- 6. Preferred al fresco journey
- 7. Iron oxidized post-matrimony city
- 10. Rocky rock minister alternative
- 11. Slightly longer in the tooth
- 12. Mutual source of jollity
- 15. OG wedding month
- 16. Ceremony type of Mercedes’ choosing
- 18. Orwellian anniversary
- 20. Post-matrimony comida de casa
- 22. Mile high matrimony city
- 25. Number of lunar cycles between auto transaction and nuptials