Across
- 4. We Are Never Ever _____ Together
- 6. South American oil corp. abbreviation
- 9. Half of the question posed in popular fitness subreddit
- 10. Abrams of "I Love You, I'm Sorry" fame
- 11. To split up or to bike
- 14. Ironically, the coolest Blue Line stop
- 15. Noted Bloomberg Opinion columnist first name
- 17. High caliber universities belong to this group
- 19. A band worth freezing for
- 20. Stock symbol for semiconductor maker based out of Santa Clara, CA
- 21. Filtered milk mascot
- 23. Pro Chicago-based ice skater
- 24. Dune planet
- 26. Diminutive academic of international renown
- 27. Tony Stark's girlfriend (or volleyball warm up)
Down
- 1. Author of the Aeneid
- 2. "And _____ gets the mushroom!"
- 3. Dunes planet
- 5. Source of some dubious ideas
- 7. Small Cheval (in other words)
- 8. Essential winter garment
- 12. What the V in V5 stands for
- 13. Youngest Bennet
- 16. Like this puzzle but smaller and daily
- 18. "Everything's a _____."
- 22. ______? I hardly know 'er!
- 24. Athlete best known for engagement to Hailee Steinfeld
- 25. QR + TS essential
- 27. Michigan Ave. healthful eatery