Across
- 2. Documentary on a cruise(4,6)
- 7. Ex-colleague who is "probably the nicest person I've ever met" - David(6,5)
- 9. Ex-colleague you upskirted (2)
- 10. Acronym for an attractive Hispanic person or a boy you went to school with(2)
- 12. Molly Mae's dog who served on the frontlines in Ukraine(8,4,4)
- 15. Club where we met(8)
- 16. The number of bleach bottles Faisal bought in Four Lions(6)
- 20. Football pundit I impersonate(5,6)
- 22. Storm in UK circa early Dec 2024 (7,7)
- 24. Your kryptonite/Ex-president of the US(3,5)
- 25. Someone who attended Behemoth at O2 Academy Brixton and looked relatively normal(4)
- 26. Magda's name for children (5)
- 27. Adelia Rose (4)
- 29. Woman you used to work with named after James Bond(7)
- 30. The man obsessed with OJ Simpson(6,6)
- 31. Cheat winner of World's Strongest Man (5,4)
- 33. Woman who had to do a poo before serving us (8)
- 34. Last name of a black child drummer on America's Got Talent(9)
- 36. Favourite condiment(8,6)
Down
- 1. Man who runs Kamari/silently gives out shots(7)
- 3. Name of the person logged into Youtube on the TV in Krakow(5)
- 4. Your cousin-in-law according to your great grandma(4,4)
- 5. Main character in Gangs of London who we went to The Alma with(4,7)
- 6. A double acronym for a man we encountered during the Wieliczka tour in Krakow(4)
- 8. Grecian boat owner sexuality and name(3,6)
- 11. Greg Doucette's Arch Nemesis (2,4)
- 12. Diary of a CEO host (7,8)
- 13. She/he at Immie's 24th bday party(5)
- 14. Berry and a rock that orbits the Earth (7,4)
- 17. My nickname for you(5)
- 18. Your old flatmate if he was black and a woman(5)
- 19. Robot name of a man who was wrongfully killed by a police officer which sparked BLM movements across the world(6,5)
- 21. Your classic meal(5)
- 23. Wheelbarrow-esque machinery used in the salt mines in Krakow (9,3)
- 28. Ringtone a man on the ferry from Santorini to Milos had(3)
- 32. Man who Edie used to be friends with who makes sick videos(7,5)
- 35. First name of a boy you went to school with who now works with Melody(6)
