Across
- 2. 16th Century sailor, explorer..and apparently a bloke!
- 3. A popular Chinese Dialect or an armour clad space adventurer
- 5. Dion Ross?
- 8. This handheld entertainment combo is at the top of every teenage boy's Xmas list!
- 10. The birthplace of the humble potato.. or was it?
- 11. Famous river, womble, and according to Tony, also married to John Lennon
- 12. A Chinese swear word to some ..but would be considered a polite greeting by over a billion people
- 13. The famous Caribbean Greek Islands
- 14. It was just a boat, no need to worry about a Spanish invasion
- 16. All that Egyptian Stuff..from a different continent.. and over a 1000 years after the Egyptian stuff..
- 17. A teutonic spin on the Engelbert Humperdinck classic
Down
- 1. 1960's American folk pop duo Simon & Garfunkels favourite football team
- 4. Apparently its the highest mountain in the world, and definitely not situated in Africa... or is it?
- 6. Star of taken, Aeroplane, Naked gun, all rolled into one
- 7. Their huge empire spanning Europe, Asia and Africa was only surpassed by their bed manufacturing prowess
- 9. This version of the Culture Club classic sounds a bit funny.
- 15. Lead singer of the Smiths? ..Morrissey would be left dancing with tears in his eyes at Tony's answer!