Across
- 2. child develops both abandonment issues and a taste for torture
- 3. the terminator waits till the last minute to go Christmas shopping
- 4. miserable banker meets a ghost to show him how happy everyone else would be if he wasn't there
- 6. Tim Allen murders a man and takes his identity to impress his son
- 7. santa has a deadbeat brother
- 8. the best basketball player in the north pole leaves for new york when he finds out he's adopted
- 9. town hermit with a heart disease steals everyone's decorations and gifts
- 11. social outcast is finally accepted when people need the thing they casted him out for
- 14. Family man regrets inviting his whole extended family to stay over the holidays. Where's the Tylenol?
- 15. miserable banker meets an angel to show him how miserable everyone else would be if he wasn't there
Down
- 1. ferris bueller and his neighbor try to see who can spend more money on decorations they'll have to take down in two weeks anyway
- 5. sad looking kid buys a sad looking tree
- 10. kid *almost shoots his eye out
- 12. jealous cop crashes his ex-wife's christmas party and shoots all the other uninvited guests
- 13. snowman keeps reminding people it's his birthday while they're trying to celebrate Christmas